May 2013
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ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
kilehfileh:
sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis:
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
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summer vacation is closing in
i can almost taste the hours i’ll waste on the internet/playing video games/watching movies and tv shows
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an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
toujiii:
do you ever otp and you just
painterbaker:
in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
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How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
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rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
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urbancatfitters:
i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
slenclerman:
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
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daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
fefaerie:
are you ever just VIOLENTLY REMINDED OF HOW MUCH YOU LOVE A CHARACTER
hypnus:
maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
yellowbrickrose:
you clever boy
and
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snoipahkat:
the jig is up
confusedtree:
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
i say “omg” too much omg
omg look i did it again
omg
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
cheerupsmelly:
reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you
cleadmau5:
larapeople:
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
benedryl-pumpkinpatch:
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
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lvysaur:
sluttyoliveoil:
lvysaur:
lvysaur:
when i say peeka you say boo
peeka
chu
shut the fuck up
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
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smatter:
I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.
