ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
kilehfileh: sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis: Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
summer vacation is closing in i can almost taste the hours i’ll waste on the internet/playing video games/watching movies and tv shows
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan: fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
toujiii: do you ever otp and you just
painterbaker: in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
urbancatfitters: i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
slenclerman: just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
fefaerie: are you ever just VIOLENTLY REMINDED OF HOW MUCH YOU LOVE A CHARACTER
hypnus: maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
yellowbrickrose: you clever boy and
snoipahkat: the jig is up
confusedtree: You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
i say “omg” too much omg omg look i did it again omg
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
cheerupsmelly: reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you
cleadmau5: larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed My brain literally stopped working for a second
benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
iwillfucknepeta: pimpeta-slap: mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3: pimpeta-slap: Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing” kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person ...
smatter: I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.