verifascinating:

Eyeliner is not for your whole face, Clint. Don’t let Loki dress you.

Bruce, Bruce, you look so fine! Be mine!

BRONZER, Loki, BRONZER. asljfalsdjfadkl;

Thor. Diva. Nailed it.

Steve, your roots are showing, and your makeup looks like a whore.

Hulk, we need to talk about that middle part.

Coulson, your curls are lustrous. A+

Tony, it’s called a comb. Try it.

Bees in the trap, Fury, behave beehive.

WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT

(Source: anna-aka-scouser)